As it turns out, Hercules actorBrett Goldsteinhas an NSFW plan to take downChris Hemsworth’sThor.
The man is a beast.
Brett Goldstein: Hes a big boy, isnt he?
Horowitz: Dude…
Goldstein: With all due humility, hes a big boy.
But, does he have massive muscles?
Yes, he does…
Hang on a second.
Does he have incredible, unbelievable charisma?
Yes, he does.
Horowitz: We can find something.
Goldstein: But does he have the ability to look like a god?
Yes, he does.
Horowitz: No, Brett.
We gotta find something.
You have to have something.
Horowitz: You got great body hair.
Goldstein: Thank you.
Maybe thats the way I beat Thor.
Horowitz: you might out curse him, probably.
Goldstein: Yeah, hes not a swearer.
He wouldnt know what to do.
But like, we also said that you balance six different jobs at once.
You like to do that.
So, when you leave here and youre done with the press, are there three scripts youre working?
Like, what are you doing?
Well, I do stand-up most nights.
You like still prioritize that?
Goldstein: Yeah, because I love it and weirdly, it makes me… Horowitz: Dont deny him his heroin, guys.
Goldstein: Does Chris Hemsworth have heroin?
No, thats how I beat him.
you could cut the C words.
Stick the heroin in there.
This is not the first time Horowitz has sat down with Goldstein to talk about his newly-minted MCU role.
Set it up for me.
So you appeared in the post credits of the last Thor film.
Is that a Kevin Feige text, phone call?
Do you have a relationship?
Goldstein: No, no.
Completely out of nowhere.
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I just got an email saying that Marvel producers would like to talk to you about something.
Obviously, I wasnt allowed to know any of it.
And I went, Are you f**king joking?
The Hercules actor remembered the process happening so quickly.
Goldstein: Yeah, Is it real?
It was literally that.
And then, theyd already done the artwork.
Like theyve drawn me as Hercules.
And it was really impressive.
I mean, it was FIFA 23-impressive.
I was like, Wow, youve really done this.
It wasnt on my radar.
Just a wild thing.
Like is there any promise or talk of that?
There must be something.
Goldstein: I cant say anything, because they put a chip in your head.
There are a lot of chips going around, because everyones in the Marvel movies.
Goldstein: Yeah, yeah.
Thats why actors are weird.
Horowitz: You used to be so well adjusted, but now they all have chips.
Goldstein: (mimics being electrocuted) Electrocuted every time theyre asked about more questions.
Goldstein: Yes, Father.
Horowitz: Well done.
Well done on that.
Goldstein: Thank you.
(laughs)
Horowitz: Weve rethought the role.
Yes, Father, works, the rest
Goldstein: Its better if you say less.
No, it was just that.
When Will Hercules & Thor Meet in the MCU?
However, when this battle of the gods will actually take place remains up in the air.
Thor star Chris Hemsworth revealed that heapproachedLove and Thunderlike it was his"last time"playing the character.
So does that mean he could die at the hands of Goldstein’s Hercules?
That doesn’t seem like a send-off befitting of one of the MCU’s original icons.
It just feels like a matter of if Hemsworth is up for more Marvel-ous fun.
Both Brett Goldstein and Chris Hemsworth can be seen inThor: Love and Thunderwhich is streaming onDisney+now.
