The Direct lists twelve humorous quotes from Star Wars movies.
12 Funny Star Wars Movie Quotes
1.)
“Why do I get the feeling that we’ve picked up another pathetic life form?
2.)
The ability to speak does not make you intelligent.
Now get out of here.
- Qui-Gon Jinn
Obi-Wan wasn’t the only prequel Jedi to weaponize wit.
This particular line is also fromThe Phantom Menaceand is one of the first things Qui-Gon says toJar Jar Binks.
Needless to say, most viewers both then (and now) agreed with him.
3.)
You have your moments.
Not many of them, but you do have them.
Leia uttered this gem duringThe Empire Strikes Backand after some quick thinking by Han Solo.
4.)
Be careful not to choke on your aspirations, director.
- Darth Vader
Typically, Vader’s lines are more devastating than they are funny.
However, in 2016’sRogue One: A Star Wars Story, Darth utilized some clever(?)
wordplay while literally choking Director Krennic.
5.)
Curse my metal body, I wasnt fast enough!
6.)
“Laugh it up, Fuzzball.”
Chewie’s amusement, coupled with Han Solo’s face, made this exchange particularly entertaining.
7.)
Wipe that nervous expression off your face, Threepio.
8.)
“It’s a trap!”
- Admiral Ackbar
It’s impossible to read this quote without hearing it in your head.
9.)
I dont like sand.
Its coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
10.)
I want to go home and rethink my life.
11.)
- Obi-Wan Kenobi
Technically, Sir Alec Guinness was the first to issue this now-iconic greeting inA New Hope.
12.)
Move your metal a**, Threepio.
Every Star Wars film is now streaming onDisney+.
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